27.

Dalek plungers look great as scepters for beauty queens.

26.

Looks like the British tabloid The Sun scooped us on a story today that describes a use for Dalek Plungers which coincidently we were going to post today as #26.

Dalek Plungers are good for groping naked lesbians with!

25.

The javelin throw competition was about to start at the 23rd SEA Games when they realized all the javelins are missing! Good thing the organizers have readied for this sort of emergency and have stocked dalek plungers as a replacement.

The Pinoy athletes were quite happy with this since they actually used dalek plungers during their training.

24.

A quick hello to everybody who is visiting us on accident who used to read the old daleks.blogspot.com, apparently a pro-Bush blog, we are just glad to have you onboard.

Now on with use #24 for a Dalek Plunger:
Anytime a moronic president decides to attack a country in the Middle East for reasons he lied about, the least he can do is supply his attacking army with a decent weapon to use in the war, such as a Dalek plunger!

23.

I always put my thinking cap on, a dalek plunger, when I am having a hard time thinking of something to post on this page.

22.

If you are thinking about trying to get some shopping done on black friday, it is best to go to the malls with a dalek plunger in hand when the massive crowds get completely out of hand!

21.

Too lazy to take out cobwebs on you ceiling? If you knew the wonders of a dalek plunger, cobwebs will never be a problem again!

20.

If you are hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the whole family this year and it is dragging on a little long, a great way to break things up and subtlety encourage people to head home is to pull out a dalek plunger at the table, point it at your aunt and say in a loud grating voice, "EXTERMINATE!"

19.

If your back is itchy, a handy dandy dalek plunger is all you need.

18.

A dalek plunger can be used as a mold for a family-size serving of rice. Cooks at nice restaurants can pack the plunger full of rice and then turn upside down on a plate. You will find it makes an appealing presentation.

17.

Are your neighbors too noisy? Use your dalek plunger to bang on the wall and tell them all about your problem.

16.

During youth soccer games, instead of using cones to mark the corners of the field, brightly colored dalek plungers will do nicely.

15.

I gave a dalek plunger to Constantine last night. He was so thrilled about it! He said he will use it as a mic during rehearsals.

14.

If you go to see Constantine Maroulis at a free concert in a mall in Makati Philippines, a dalek plunger will be a good thing to wave around if the crowds get too crazy and start bumping and crushing you.

13.

Put on your roller blades, press your dalek plunger hard onto the back of your car and have a friend drive you around. You have just discovered a new, fun and exciting way of going around town!

12.

If you are a tour guide who gives interesting history walks through Manila you can hold up a dalek plunger as a signal to the large group. They will not get lost on the streets as long as they can see the plunger and follow you.

11.

Having some trouble with your halo-halo. A dalek plunger can be helpful with the halo (mixing).

10.

A dalek plunger can be used for tracing around, for anytime when you need to draw a perfect large circle, such as for a sewing pattern or carpentry project.

9.

For the 2012 London Games, a Dalek plunger would make for an excellent Olympic torch.

8.

If you have lost your remote control and need to change the TV channel quickly because Trading Spouses comes on, reaching out with the handy dalek plunger that should be conveniently by your side should do the trick.

7.

A Dalek plunger is great when you don't have a conch shell but want to hear the sea breeze.

6.

A dalek plunger is good for putting on top of your kid's head and cutting around the edge for a cheap home haircut.

5.

A Dalek plunger is helpful when you are in Manila and you want to catch a jeepney ride but don't want to stick your hand out into the dangerous streets.

4.

When all the soup bowls in the house are dirty, a dalek plunger can be used to serve Vietnamese PHO.

3.

You want to go up a really tall glass building but don't want to use the stairs or the elvevator? A Dalek plunger, or two, would be helpful for this.

2.

The first thing that I can think of to do with a dalek plunger can not be printed on this family page. But this can: I LOVE EMCEE!

1.

Dalek plungers are best to hold down durian while opening.