Sunday, April 30, 2006


Dalek plungers would make nice ceiling decorations or even lamps.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006


If you have noisy upstairs neighbors, show your dissaproval by bumping the ceiling with a dalek plunger.

Friday, March 17, 2006


If a dalek had a flavor, what would it be?

A departure from our usual posts but something we really need to stop and think about.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006


A gift idea:

A nice big boquet of dalek plungers for someone you loathe.

Saturday, March 04, 2006


Me and my fiance are both horrible pool players, as we demonstrated at a table recently in Puerto Galera Philippines. I think we could have done considerably better if instead of using a pool cue to try to hit the ball with, we used the arm of a dalek plunger.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006


Dalek plungers make artsy ashtrays.

Sunday, February 12, 2006


A great way to teach kids about the movement of the Earth and the position of the Sun in the sky is to have them make a sundial using a Dalek plunger and a big piece of paper!

On a sunny day they place the paper on the ground and then stand up the plunger on the paper. In small teams they trace the shadow the plunger arm makes on the paper at different times throughout the day.

Saturday, February 11, 2006


Just imagine how much worse the Muslims would have reacted if there are cartoons of Muhammad with a Dalek plunger as a turban!

I am so glad none of those Danish cartoonists had this idea.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006


We all know that 42 is the ultimate answer, and the Daleks have been on TV now for 42 years, so it is only fitting that #42 be a very special use for a Dalek Plunger.

Well we won't disappoint you here: A dalek plunger is good for unplugging your toilet.

Thursday, January 19, 2006


I am now keeping a dalek plunger handy under my desk in my office. Anytime my boss annoys me I can easily exterminate him!

Friday, January 13, 2006


When the Daleks appear on the Sci Fi cable channel this spring their plungers will be blurred out to comply with FCC indecency legislations in the USA. Therefore you will need to use your own dalek plungers at home to act out the censored scenes.

Sunday, January 08, 2006


Dalek plungers are perfect as breast pumps for lactating mothers.

Monday, January 02, 2006


My New Year's resolution will be to spend more time with my dalek plunger. If you show your plunger some love, it will pay you back tenfold for many years to come.

Saturday, December 31, 2005


I am guessing you will have some fruit salad for the Media Noche. Why not serve it in dalek plungers for a unique presentation.

Thursday, December 29, 2005


It's almost new year's eve! If you are throwing a party, wrap some dalek plungers in ribbon and add tinsel, a few around the house will make great decorations for your big event!

Saturday, December 24, 2005


I am keeping a dalek plunger handy tomorrow, December 25, so that when any of my godchildren knock on the door and ask for their aguinaldo, I will just point it at them and yell, "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

But the kids might just think I am playing a game with them!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005


Dalek plungers should not be abused of course. Such as when you are waiting months and months to get a visa for a fiance in another country. No matter how tempted you are, you should not march into the embassy with a Dalek plunger saying, "Give us the visa or else!"

Sunday, December 18, 2005


Thinking of joining stilt theater? Practice with dalek plungers first.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005


If you are a blogwriter and can't think of anything to write about on a particular day, then take the dalek plunger out that you have in your closet, and just stare at it. Eventually it will give you some ideas for things to write about.

Saturday, December 10, 2005


Light up the sucking end of the dalek plunger then you are set for an entire night of fire dancing extravaganza!

Thursday, December 08, 2005


Well of course there are those gas stations on the highways with those locked exterior bathrooms. You have to go inside to ask for the key and it is usually attached to something large so it won't get lost or stolen. Well you guessed it, connect your key to a dalek plunger and you will allways know where it is!

Monday, December 05, 2005


Dalek plungers can be used for baton twirling.

Friday, December 02, 2005


Many people normally leave food for their dog in a dish outside by the back door. If you have a dalek plunger you will never have to bring a small dog's dish inside during a snowstorm. You just place the plunger over the dish and the dogfood will be protected and insulated until the snow has melted.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005


Dalek plungers look great as scepters for beauty queens.


Looks like the British tabloid The Sun scooped us on a story today that describes a use for Dalek Plungers which coincidently we were going to post today as #26.

Dalek Plungers are good for groping naked lesbians with!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005


The javelin throw competition was about to start at the 23rd SEA Games when they realized all the javelins are missing! Good thing the organizers have readied for this sort of emergency and have stocked dalek plungers as a replacement.

The Pinoy athletes were quite happy with this since they actually used dalek plungers during their training.

Monday, November 28, 2005


A quick hello to everybody who is visiting us on accident who used to read the old, apparently a pro-Bush blog, we are just glad to have you onboard.

Now on with use #24 for a Dalek Plunger:
Anytime a moronic president decides to attack a country in the Middle East for reasons he lied about, the least he can do is supply his attacking army with a decent weapon to use in the war, such as a Dalek plunger!

Sunday, November 27, 2005


I always put my thinking cap on, a dalek plunger, when I am having a hard time thinking of something to post on this page.

Saturday, November 26, 2005


If you are thinking about trying to get some shopping done on black friday, it is best to go to the malls with a dalek plunger in hand when the massive crowds get completely out of hand!

Friday, November 25, 2005


Too lazy to take out cobwebs on you ceiling? If you knew the wonders of a dalek plunger, cobwebs will never be a problem again!

Thursday, November 24, 2005


If you are hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the whole family this year and it is dragging on a little long, a great way to break things up and subtlety encourage people to head home is to pull out a dalek plunger at the table, point it at your aunt and say in a loud grating voice, "EXTERMINATE!"

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


If your back is itchy, a handy dandy dalek plunger is all you need.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005


A dalek plunger can be used as a mold for a family-size serving of rice. Cooks at nice restaurants can pack the plunger full of rice and then turn upside down on a plate. You will find it makes an appealing presentation.

Sunday, November 20, 2005


Are your neighbors too noisy? Use your dalek plunger to bang on the wall and tell them all about your problem.

Saturday, November 19, 2005


During youth soccer games, instead of using cones to mark the corners of the field, brightly colored dalek plungers will do nicely.

Friday, November 18, 2005


I gave a dalek plunger to Constantine last night. He was so thrilled about it! He said he will use it as a mic during rehearsals.

Thursday, November 17, 2005


If you go to see Constantine Maroulis at a free concert in a mall in Makati Philippines, a dalek plunger will be a good thing to wave around if the crowds get too crazy and start bumping and crushing you.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005


Put on your roller blades, press your dalek plunger hard onto the back of your car and have a friend drive you around. You have just discovered a new, fun and exciting way of going around town!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005


If you are a tour guide who gives interesting history walks through Manila you can hold up a dalek plunger as a signal to the large group. They will not get lost on the streets as long as they can see the plunger and follow you.

Monday, November 14, 2005


Having some trouble with your halo-halo. A dalek plunger can be helpful with the halo (mixing).

Sunday, November 13, 2005


A dalek plunger can be used for tracing around, for anytime when you need to draw a perfect large circle, such as for a sewing pattern or carpentry project.

Saturday, November 12, 2005


For the 2012 London Games, a Dalek plunger would make for an excellent Olympic torch.

Friday, November 11, 2005


If you have lost your remote control and need to change the TV channel quickly because Trading Spouses comes on, reaching out with the handy dalek plunger that should be conveniently by your side should do the trick.

Thursday, November 10, 2005


A Dalek plunger is great when you don't have a conch shell but want to hear the sea breeze.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005


A dalek plunger is good for putting on top of your kid's head and cutting around the edge for a cheap home haircut.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005


A Dalek plunger is helpful when you are in Manila and you want to catch a jeepney ride but don't want to stick your hand out into the dangerous streets.

Monday, November 07, 2005


When all the soup bowls in the house are dirty, a dalek plunger can be used to serve Vietnamese PHO.

Sunday, November 06, 2005


You want to go up a really tall glass building but don't want to use the stairs or the elvevator? A Dalek plunger, or two, would be helpful for this.

Saturday, November 05, 2005


The first thing that I can think of to do with a dalek plunger can not be printed on this family page. But this can: I LOVE EMCEE!

Friday, November 04, 2005


Dalek plungers are best to hold down durian while opening.